Goodr Nessy's Midnight Orgy
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Not sure what size to get? We think you’ll find this guide helpful, but if you
still have questions send us an email at [email protected] or call us at
1-123-123-1234.
- Women
- Men
- Teen
- Kids
- Footwear
- Dog Pajamas

| Women | ||||||
| Chest | Waist | Hip | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS 0-2 |
32-34 | 26-28 | 35-37 | |||
| S 4-6 |
34-36 | 28-30 | 37-39 | |||
| M 8-10 |
36-38 | 30-32 | 39-41 | |||
| L 12-14 |
39-42 | 33-35 | 42-44 | |||
| XL 16-18 |
43-45 | 36-38 | 44-46 | |||
| XXL 18-20 |
46-48 | 39-41 | 47-49 | |||
| How to Measure
Chest: Measure around the fullest part of chest, keeping the measuring tape up under arms and around shoulder blades. Waist: Measure around waist (not over pants) at the natural waistline. Hip: Measure around the fullest part of hips while standing straight with heels together. *Size chart is a general guide. It may include sizes that are unavailable for this item. All measurements are in inches unless otherwise noted. |
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| Men | ||||||
| Chest | Waist | Neck | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S 36/38 |
36-38 | 28-30 | 14-14.5 | |||
| M 38/40 |
38-40 | 32-34 | 15-15.5 | |||
| L 40/42 |
42-44 | 36-38 | 16-16.5 | |||
| XL 46/48 |
46-48 | 40-42 | 17-17.5 | |||
| XXL 50/52 |
50-52 | 44-46 | 18-18.5 | |||
| How to Measure
Chest: Measure around the fullest part of chest, keeping the measuring tape up under arms and around shoulder blades. Waist: Measure around waist (not over pants) at the natural waistline. Neck: Measure around the neck allowing the measuring tape to lay on the neck base comfortably. *Size chart is a general guide. It may include sizes that are unavailable for this item. All measurements are in inches unless otherwise noted. |
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| Teen | ||||||
| Chest | Waist | Hip | Height | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS 7/8 |
26-28 | 22-24 | 27-29 | 52-54 | ||
| S 9/10 |
28-30 | 24-25 | 29-30 | 55-56 | ||
| M 11/12 |
30-31 | 25-26 | 30-32 | 57-59 | ||
| L 13/14 |
31-32 | 26-28 | 32-34 | 60-62 | ||
| XL 15/16 |
32-33 | 28-30 | 34-36 | 62-63 | ||
| How to Measure
Chest: Measure around the fullest part of chest, keeping the measuring tape up under arms and around shoulder blades. Waist: Measure around waist (not over pants) at the natural waistline. Hip: Measure around the fullest part of hips while standing straight with heels together. Height: Measure from the top of the head and pull the tape straight down to the floor. Stand straight with both feet together (bare feet only). *Size chart is a general guide. It may include sizes that are unavailable for this item. All measurements are in inches unless otherwise noted. |
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| Kids | |||||||||||
| Chest | Waist | Hip | Inseam | Height | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2T | 20-20.5 | 20-20.5 | 20-21 | 14-15 | 33-35 | ||||||
| 3T | 20.5-21 | 20.5-21 | 21-22 | 15-16 | 35-38 | ||||||
| 4T | 21-22 | 21.5-22 | 22-23 | 16-17 | 38-41 | ||||||
| 5/6 | 22-24 | 22-23 | 23-25 | 17-20 | 41-49 | ||||||
| 7/8 | 24-26 | 23-25 | 25-28.5 | 20-24 | 49-55 | ||||||
| 10/12 | 26-30 | 25-27 | 28.5-32 | 24-28 | 55-60 | ||||||
| 14/16 | 30-33 | 27-30 | 32-36 | 28-30 | 60-63 | ||||||
| How to Measure
Chest: Measure around the fullest part of chest, keeping the measuring tape up under arms and around shoulder blades. Waist: Measure around waist (not over pants) at the natural waistline. Hip: Measure around the fullest part of hips while standing straight with heels together. Height: Measure from the top of the head and pull the tape straight down to the floor. Stand straight with both feet together (bare feet only). *Size chart is a general guide. It may include sizes that are unavailable for this item. All measurements are in inches unless otherwise noted. |
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| Footwear | ||||||
| Women's | XS 5.5-6 |
S 7-8 |
M 9-10 |
L 10.5-11 |
XL 12-12.5 |
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| Men's | XS 4.5-5 |
S 6-7 |
M 8-9 |
L 9.5-10 |
XL 11-11.5 |
XXL 12.0-12.5 |
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| Dog Pajamas | ||||||
| XS 8-12 |
Fits Toy Poodle, Chihuahua, Yorkshire Terrier | |||||
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| S 12-16 |
Fits Jack Russell Terrier, Pug | |||||
| M 16-20 |
Fits Beagle, Dachsund | |||||
| L 20-24 |
Fits Schnauzer, Cocker Spaniel | |||||
| XL 24-28 |
Fits Pit Bull, Labrador and Golden Retrievers, German Shepherd | |||||
| How to Measure
Length: Measure your pet from the base of its neck to the base of its tail. Bump up a size if your pet has a thick coat, broad chest, or broad underside. *Size chart is a general guide. It may include sizes that are unavailable for this item. All measurements are in inches unless otherwise noted. |
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Nessy's Midnight Orgy is the perfect accessory for your next workout. Its sleek teal frame not only looks good, but also prevents any bouncing while you train. And with the special grip-coat technology, there'll be no more slip and sliding away from your ultimate goals! UV400 protection is also found on the polarized lenses to ensure you get 100% UVA and UVB ray blockage. Plus, this classic frame shape will never go out of style - unless heinous trends from the late ‘00s come back. Make sure you get Nessy’s Midnight Orgy before the zombie apocalypse turns us all into fashion victims!
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